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Gee Rob, how big was it? It was soooo big that when we took the picture of it, that slimy bastard held ME upside down! Man y'all are moving slow tonight. 🤣

I caught a fish one time that was soooo big......

Back when Circuit City had an aisle full of alarm clocks, I used to set all of the alarms to go off after I've escaped to the other side of the store.

The Commodors ♥️

No but I swear to God I saw the "I'm the captain now" guy! 🤣

This is pretty funny.

Just left Somalia, I mean Minneapolis headed for Tennessee. Hopefully Friday's flight goes as planned and I'll make it home before sundown for once.

I'm truly sorry for your loss. There are many people I wouldn't shed a tear for. Everytime I lose a pet, it kills a piece of my heart.

Yes

One of my favorite past times is if I call someone and get their voicemail, in a hushed, sinister voice, I say "It's done. There was blood everywhere!" Then hang up.

I think that's the dude with the middle seat on my next flight!

Oh wait a minute...... This might be more applicable to @Old_Me post.

May I suggest liberal application of Icy Hot? 🤣

Preparing for travel. Going to Iowa Mon - Wed and then Tennessee Wed night - Friday night. Got 4 pounds of roast going in the dutch oven and a heap of potatoes going for mashation. The better half should have plenty of leftovers to get her through the week. She'll make taquitos, tacos, and...

That putz whines and moans that nobody will hire him. And he truly cannot understand why.

And who says "food is the way to a man's heart"? You my friend have a keeper!

This is a tough question for me. All of my firearms are my "favorite" depending upon what I'm doing. If I was forced to pick one, I guess it'd be my trusty .45 Model 457. It is my EDC and it is what I trust my life to while out and about in this crazy world.

A company I worked for shared a business office building with Disney. They were absolutely deplorable people. All three of my children, and my grandchildren are all SoCal born and raised. To this very day, none of my children have ever been to Disneyland. I absolutely refused to give that...

Hmmmmm....... Sounds like we may have chewed some of the same dirt. Your opinion of Chief Gates?

What's with the powder burns? 🤣 JK! Nice chootin!