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Lines still relevant today, especially politicians having to protect their phoney baloney jobs

Camptown Ladies....

The weather man was toying with my emotions, the storm fizzled and we got no rain, still dry as a popcorn toot. I'll be doing prep on my turkey brine, it goes into the brine tonight.

Horny. He's been watching dirty movies again

Agreed. We only butcher the sows, the boars go into the ditch. Usually I just take the backstraps and hams without opening the cavity

Pass the...........

If you mount an optic that may not fit. I have had to make modifications for an optic. Most makers now will accomodate optics if specified, like you said give them a call.

If you are in Ohio, beware!

Those dang uncivilized traitors! And the lengths we'll go to to make our martinis cold

Kill them all!

My physical therapists were impressed with it.

Careful. Too many of those things and your boxers won't be fit for gun cleaning!

I have a friend of 60 years who kills his first deer of the season with bow, his second with flintlock, and all subsequent with new fangled shotgun rifled slugs. I should mention he does his own processing and never buys meat.

Those who don't like my smoked turkey can have a bologna sammich.

Mayo, or mustard?

People are out here living their lives, but no one is addressing the fact that there’s a D in “fridge” but not in “refrigerator.”

Thanksgiving dinner is Friday 1400 for us at my daughter's house. 21 lb turkey goes into the brine tomorrow. Onto the Big Green Egg smoker at 0200 Friday at 225°, with John Henry turkey rub. I use the Sittin Turkey ceramic stand with lemon water. It will cook low and slow indirect about 11...

We are fixin' to get a big blow this afternoon. I have to go out and add some tie downs to my ground blind and take things that blow around into shelter. We are in a long drought, perhaps we will get some rain finally.

In an emergency, the shower curtain is RIGHT THERE!

Be careful out there Bella!