HayesGreener
Ronin
I had retired to the ranch from the police department in 2000 with every intention of raising horses and cattle and being a gentleman farmer. I had done 9 years active duty in the USAF and remained in the Reserve, taking a short assignment here and there for a few days and my annual tour. Then 9/11 happened and I was immediately called to active duty. I was assigned to a major command HQ and my job as an agent involved attending staff meetings with the senior staff, which included 5 general officers and a bevy of colonels and straphangers. I was befuddled by the acronyms used by the briefers at these meetings and after a few was thinking, "gee, I have been away from the active-duty side for so long that I am no longer current", as I did not know what the acronyms meant. I tried to hide my befuddlement because everyone else in the room nodded their understanding at appropriate points in the briefings. Finally, after the third meeting I attended, the three-star at the head of the table says, "I don't understand a damn thing the briefer just said". There was a collective sigh of relief in the room, as no one else in the room understood the acronyms either. We had far fewer acronyms in the briefings after that.