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Arthur Shelby

Arthur Shelby

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As some of you may have guessed I work a govt. contract and today I saw something that made me laugh so here it is:
  • Do NOT use SNAP benefits to buy ineligible items, like alcoholic drinks, soap, tobacco products, firearms, ammunition, explosives, or a controlled substance as defined by 21 U.S.C. 802.
One of these things is not like the other ones...
 
Arthur Shelby said:
As some of you may have guessed I work a govt. contract and today I saw something that made me laugh so here it is:
  • Do NOT use SNAP benefits to buy ineligible items, like alcoholic drinks, soap, tobacco products, firearms, ammunition, explosives, or a controlled substance as defined by 21 U.S.C. 802.
One of these things is not like the other ones...
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soap... geez.
 
Arthur Shelby said:
As some of you may have guessed I work a govt. contract and today I saw something that made me laugh so here it is:
  • Do NOT use SNAP benefits to buy ineligible items, like alcoholic drinks, soap, tobacco products, firearms, ammunition, explosives, or a controlled substance as defined by 21 U.S.C. 802.
One of these things is not like the other ones...
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controlled substances...??

well dammit, what am i supposed to sniff if i can't get airplane glue...???
 
BassCliff said:
Hi,

I guess if you can let the gov't know you eat soap, you can probably buy it with your SNAP benefits. I prefer Ivory soap. It's mild, it's 99/100% pure, and it floats! :LOL:


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
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I know how important floatation is to you sky guys. Never know when you'll need to ditch that $40 mil tomcat to save your $500 k SGLI. :p
 
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