Customer’s S&W keeps jamming

[xdman]

As a gunsmith I get to see all kinds of customer issues. This customer kept having jamming issues, I recommend he try Grape or even McDonalds jelly instead. I bet even preserves would work.

 

[TidalWave]

 

[Pitdogg2]

Slow day at the gunsmithing ranch???

 

[TidalWave]

When I start jamming, it’s usually on the drums.

 

[Old_Me]

for an extra 25¢, you can supersize that.

 

[BobM]

Hah! Good one!
The remedy? - Heard catsup fixes all maladies, maybe even jams?

 

[BobM]

As a gunsmith I get to see all kinds of customer issues. This customer kept having jamming issues, I recommend he try Grape or even McDonalds jelly instead. I bet even preserves would work.

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This guy heard fruits and nuts were related....

 

[Lock n' Load]

Will preserves keep your gun clean and shiny forever? I'm sure my wife would prefer the smell over what I use now!

 

[KillerFord1977]

Honey Butter is the best gun lubricant over jam or jelly.

 

[TidalWave]

Honey Butter is the best gun lubricant over jam or jelly.

There actually is that Gun Butter stuff ! Never used it myself.

 

[BobM]

There actually is that Gun Butter stuff ! Never used it myself.

Have heard of it too. Possibly better on toast with some gun jam?

 

[Annihilator]

 

[Lock n' Load]

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Looks like you overfilled the Illudium Jelly Dispenser that you use in that Martian Blaster you carry again.

 

[BobM]

Looks like you overfilled the Illudium Jelly Dispenser that you use in that Martian Blaster you carry again.

.... Almost thought it was drink residue from one of the last few "initiation jokes" around here on someones monitor.
But, you're likely right, it's Illudium juice?

 

[Annihilator]

 

[SaltyMonkey]