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Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun
Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What's wrong with you? Gross! Just... ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don't need one. Here's why.
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I keep one of these to use during times of civil unrest: