Breaking news: soft suburbanites who decided to buy houses next to River Legacy Park which is renowned for its diverse collection of wild animals, gets scared by the diverse collection of wild animals.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
True story - I live in Arlington, home of River Legacy Park, btw - my wife and I arrive back in the cul-de-sac one day and find my neighbor sitting on the curb dressed in his best African safari gear, including a pith helmet and pole with a noose on it. As soon as we get out of the car he starts yelling “Your iguana got out. I’ve chased it into the tree. You need to be more careful it could take out a dog or even a small child”. Only problem was we didn’t own an iguana. I look up in my oak tree and sure enough about 15 feet up is the most beautiful, bright orange iguana. Crazy neighbor tells us how he tried to spray it out of the tree and how dangerous this could be to children. So, through a series of phone calls we manage to make a connection with a 911 operator whose husband happened to be a reptile rescue and rehab guy and was on his way. Rehab guy eventually shows up along with his 12 year-old daughter. Said daughter proceeds to go up the tree, as 12 year old kids do, very delicately grabs this 4 foot long, orange iguana, which gives her no agg whatsoever, and down she climbs with the iguana. We then all - minus the crazy neighbor - take turns getting our picture taken holding orange Godzilla. Rehab guy and daughter take off with the iguana and my wife and I got our pics with the iguana framed. About a month later the neighbor moved out of the cul-de-sac. He claimed his wife got a job in Plano and it was too far to commute, but I always suspect the shame of being humiliated by the 12 year old girl who didn’t get eaten by a very chill iguana was just too much.