It’s Come to my Attention…

[SimonRL]

That not only do some of you not like the Minions, but some have actually complained to Management about them. To those people I would like to let you know of an amazing reeducation opportunity for all the grouches and malcontents. On July 3 I will be leading a field trip to the Studio Movie Grill at 452 Lincoln Square, Arlington, TX to watch this:

All you have to do is present your Armory Life secret decoder ring and I will pay your entry to this stupendous piece of cinema along with the adult beverage of your choice. Your entry ticket will automatically enroll you in a drawing for the JMB designed Gen 1 Fart Gun.

 

[Annihilator]

That not only do some of you not like the Minions, but some have actually complained to Management about them. To those people I would like to let you know of an amazing reeducation opportunity for all the grouches and malcontents. On July 3 I will be leading a field trip to the Studio Movie Grill at 452 Lincoln Square, Arlington, TX to watch this:

All you have to do is present your Armory Life secret decoder ring and I will pay your entry to this stupendous piece of cinema along with the adult beverage of your choice. Your entry ticket will automatically enroll you in a drawing for the JMB designed Gen 1 Fart Gun.

 

[Belt Fed]

Sheesh, what snowflake would complain to management about minions?

 

[belladonna]

Hey, I haven’t gotten my Armory Life secret decoder ring yet!

 

[KillerFord1977]

Hey, I haven’t gotten my Armory Life secret decoder ring yet!

It only ships out when you use minions, buicks and hi point in one sentence

 

[SaltyMonkey]

It only ships out when you use minions, buicks and hi point in one sentence

I’ve never seen a minion movie; but I have driven a Buick( whoopdy wagon) on a keg run and mocked my neighbor when his hi point ran like a 3 legged dog at the range.

I gotta tighten up to get that decoder ring.

 

[SimonRL]

Hey, I haven’t gotten my Armory Life secret decoder ring yet!

‘Cause it’s secret, duh!

 

[papa]

It only ships out when you use minions, buicks and hi point in one sentence

Dang it !! Now I know I will never get mine.

 

[Grayfox]

Looks like it'll be a fun flick.
I guess I'll never get a secret decoder ring.

 

[Bassbob]

All those movies are great.

 

[Chas]

The Minions that maintain my fleet of Buicks all carry Hi Points

 

[belladonna]

The minions left their Hi Points in my Buick!

 

[KillerFord1977]

@SimonRL , you need to whip up another batch of decoder rings !!

 

[KillerFord1977]

The Minions that maintain my fleet of Buicks all carry Hi Points

Daily winner …

 

[Annihilator]

@SimonRL , you need to whip up another batch of decoder rings !!

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

I left a Hi-Point on the back seat of my Buick. Somebody smashed the window and put two more in there!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Mr.W.]

Mind-numbing nonsense. . .

 

[Cedric]

Our youngest daughter and I are big fans of the minions. Years ago she got me Kevin for my birthday. Can we get a waiver and get two decoder tings?

 

[Belt Fed]

Hi,

I left a Hi-Point on the back seat of my Buick. Somebody smashed the window and put two more in there!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Really? Ok i'm givin that a try.

 

[Bassbob]

Really? Ok i'm givin that a try.

I once bought this Chevy Blazer off my ex brother in law for $400. It was a great vehicle except for the fact that he was doing power slides on the parking lot of his work and flipped it over on the passenger side. So the whole side of it was smashed in. Glass was all scratched, door wouldn’t open. I put another 150k miles on it. At the time I was working at various locations all over north St. Louis. I didn’t report to a yard, we had to report to a job site. So random crappy neighborhoods. I always left my doors unlocked. Someone broke into my car one day and instead of stealing anything the homies took up a collection and left some money in my ashtray.