You guys invented English. We speak ‘Murican’ here.Yeah, he kinda needs to work on his elevator pitch. Or buy a copy of Strunk and White. Of course, I could just be biased because my people invented the bloody language.


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️Thank goodness.You guys invented English. We speak ‘Murican’ here.️
Uhhh…I’ve got news for y’all. Where I come from…Thank goodness.
The Russian and Chinese languages sound like a bunch of damn apes grunting

Uhhh…I’ve got news for y’all. Where I come from…
I rest me case
I don’t know. Michael Caine is pretty damn cool.Yeah, but Fish & Chips is your greatest achievement
Looks pretty darn good to me.
