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Just flip the lid before you sit ;)
After living alone as a bachelor for several years, I had developed the bad habit (according to my new bride) of leaving the seat up after I peed. Try as I might I just couldn't break the habit of leaving it up as I left. No matter how much she complained, it didn't seem to help, but being the 'trophy husband' I was then and am now, I committed to finding a way to stop leaving the seat up so that it would make her happy. I finally hit upon a 'fail safe' way to end leaving it up ... I just stopped needing to lift it to begin with. I started peeing in the sink!!!!!

Now you know that was just for a laugh!. I didn't ever pee in the sink ... I just started sitting down to pee! LOL! LOL! I can let myself out now!!!
 
After living alone as a bachelor for several years, I had developed the bad habit (according to my new bride) of leaving the seat up after I peed. Try as I might I just couldn't break the habit of leaving it up as I left. No matter how much she complained, it didn't seem to help, but being the 'trophy husband' I was then and am now, I committed to finding a way to stop leaving the seat up so that it would make her happy. I finally hit upon a 'fail safe' way to end leaving it up ... I just stopped needing to lift it to begin with. I started peeing in the sink!!!!!

Now you know that was just for a laugh!. I didn't ever pee in the sink ... I just started sitting down to pee! LOL! LOL! I can let myself out now!!!
there are actual toilet seats (i don't know the cost), that lower themselves after xx amount of time.....

after all, i don't suppose the toilet seat company, would wanna be known as "the whacker".....

(Paul Newman's grandson in, Nobody's Fool)...i cannot find a video clip, you just gotta know the movie.
 
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After living alone as a bachelor for several years, I had developed the bad habit (according to my new bride) of leaving the seat up after I peed. Try as I might I just couldn't break the habit of leaving it up as I left. No matter how much she complained, it didn't seem to help, but being the 'trophy husband' I was then and am now, I committed to finding a way to stop leaving the seat up so that it would make her happy. I finally hit upon a 'fail safe' way to end leaving it up ... I just stopped needing to lift it to begin with. I started peeing in the sink!!!!!

Now you know that was just for a laugh!. I didn't ever pee in the sink ... I just started sitting down to pee! LOL! LOL! I can let myself out now!!!
Turn it sound and complain to her that she keeps putting the toilet seat down. Door swings both ways. 😁
 
After living alone as a bachelor for several years, I had developed the bad habit (according to my new bride) of leaving the seat up after I peed. Try as I might I just couldn't break the habit of leaving it up as I left. No matter how much she complained, it didn't seem to help, but being the 'trophy husband' I was then and am now, I committed to finding a way to stop leaving the seat up so that it would make her happy. I finally hit upon a 'fail safe' way to end leaving it up ... I just stopped needing to lift it to begin with. I started peeing in the sink!!!!!

Now you know that was just for a laugh!. I didn't ever pee in the sink ... I just started sitting down to pee! LOL! LOL! I can let myself out now!!!
actually, as we age...it IS BETTER to sit and pee.....cuz ya never know when something else wants to drop........
 
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