Sld1959
Ronin
Last night I found out that my wife has been watching The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel. I guess it's a show about a female standup comedian I also found out my wife has been practicing her standup.
I found this out when she declared that now that I was officially an old retired guy I should get an old retired guy gun. Naturally I fell for the punchline and asked what an old retired guy gun is. She said it is a gun that fits nicely in the pocket of old guy shorts and is hidden with a tucked in polo shirt while wearing both suspenders and a belt. This gun would be worn to Golden Corral for the early bird special ro the boardwalk to feed the seagulls, and for those late night trips to the pharmacy, 7, 8 o'clock, for my Geritol, laxatives, and Viagra.
I think she has a ways to go. But the last laugh is on her...
I told her I already had a gun for those type things.
I found this out when she declared that now that I was officially an old retired guy I should get an old retired guy gun. Naturally I fell for the punchline and asked what an old retired guy gun is. She said it is a gun that fits nicely in the pocket of old guy shorts and is hidden with a tucked in polo shirt while wearing both suspenders and a belt. This gun would be worn to Golden Corral for the early bird special ro the boardwalk to feed the seagulls, and for those late night trips to the pharmacy, 7, 8 o'clock, for my Geritol, laxatives, and Viagra.
I think she has a ways to go. But the last laugh is on her...
I told her I already had a gun for those type things.
