TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
All issues start here so all in 1 nice and tidy place
RE: all complaints go to Hellen wait
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Onewolf426
Professional
I prefer Helen Hunt myself.
Bassbob
Emissary
Better than Helen Back.
Annihilator
Emissary
Belt Fed
Ronin
Nope, seen it.
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
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Pro Digy
Guest
Sounds so familiar, my favorite kind of people, don't get me started!
Let’s face it, your IT people are busy. Their plates are full with facebook, texting, vaping, tinder, lunch, naps, and happy hour. So they told you to go to Hellen Wait.
Hellen Wait is a graduate of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology (****) with degrees from 98.6 to almost 104 if she has a severe cold or flu. Having no experience in Information Technology she feels ultimately qualified to answer all your support questions with fiercely adamant certainty regardless of her ignorance and how it effects you or your business.
Here at Hellen Wait our staff lives by our simple motto – “Always certain, occasionally correct.”
Let’s face it, your IT people are busy. Their plates are full with facebook, texting, vaping, tinder, lunch, naps, and happy hour. So they told you to go to Hellen Wait.
Hellen Wait is a graduate of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology (****) with degrees from 98.6 to almost 104 if she has a severe cold or flu. Having no experience in Information Technology she feels ultimately qualified to answer all your support questions with fiercely adamant certainty regardless of her ignorance and how it effects you or your business.
Here at Hellen Wait our staff lives by our simple motto – “Always certain, occasionally correct.”
KillerFord1977
SAINT
I'm here to complain that the ATF should be the name of a liquor store and not a Govt Agency.
BreakingWind
Master Class
Most of our IT issues were ID 10T operator errors that were easily rectified. Our instructions to the customer went something like this:
IT: Now press the on and off button
Client: The screen went blank
IT: Now walk away
It didn't do much for productivity but our IT Staff could close 100s of trouble tickets a day...
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
MeatheadThat and "All in the Family"
Old_Me
SAINT
i guess that would "Depends", on how much of a leak there is..????
and i suppose, one could use bungy cords for extra holding..????
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Pro Digy
Guest
Isn't that what duct tape is for?
Bassbob
Emissary
Speaking of Archie, I was watching an old Dick Cavett show last night and he had Edith ( Jean Stapleton) on. My god that woman had big feet.
youngolddude
Professional
You need to get the right package. Look for "Holds up to 25 lbs."
Belt Fed
Ronin
Yeah, that would work, i could go four days without changing it instead of two.
SimonRL
Hellcat
If it was they would refuse your ID and not sell you beer. Or make you pay first and pick your beer up in 390 days.
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
The wait period could be llllllloooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg
BreakingWind
Master Class
What a about people who are full of poo poo?