A SUPERMARKET was evacuated after a spider whose bite can cause permanent erections was “spotted among bunches of bananas”. The Penny Shop, in Austria, has remained closed since Tuesday…
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What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She then asked if she could help him.
The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that
she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
The man reluctantly agreed and began by saying, this was tough for him to discuss,
but he got erections every day that lasted more than four hours. Further he related that it causes
him a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and he was wondering
what the pharmacist could give him for it?
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
this is the absolute best we can do:
...1/3 ownership in the store,
...a company car
...a king size bed and
...$3,000 a month in living expenses"
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