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This is What I Really Want

There's some dude that made a death ray out of a satellite dish and a space blanket. Allegedly harnesses the sun's power to cut through steel and wood like butter. That's what I really want. You can build a small helo from a kit pretty reasonably. A death ray, I'm not sure. Kinda makes my lawn sprinkler system filled with gasoline and my flamethrower seem pedestrian.
 
Bassbob said:
There's some dude that made a death ray out of a satellite dish and a space blanket. Allegedly harnesses the sun's power to cut through steel and wood like butter. That's what I really want. You can build a small helo from a kit pretty reasonably. A death ray, I'm not sure. Kinda makes my lawn sprinkler system filled with gasoline and my flamethrower seem pedestrian.
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Since flamethrowers are legal in most if not all states and until recently you could buy the Viet Nam era ones really cheap at surplus auctions I learned a long time ago how quickly they will clean the snow off your driveway. I also learned you should warn any neighbors before you use it the first time. :rolleyes:

I also learned how many friendly neighbors I had whenever it snowed heavily. :)
 
ChanceMcCall said:
Since flamethrowers are legal in most if not all states and until recently you could buy the Viet Nam era ones really cheap at surplus auctions I learned a long time ago how quickly they will clean the snow off your driveway. I also learned you should warn any neighbors before you use it the first time. :rolleyes:

I also learned how many friendly neighbors I had whenever it snowed heavily. :)
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Until Covid you could buy a new one with a strap and groovy mean face guy stickers on the side of it for like $400. They’re up to about $600 now.
 
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