Your inner 12 yo will laugh manically
- Thread starter Sld1959
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Where is your wife? You have to much time on your hands.
Did you google “farts humper”? And if so, why? Wait… don’t answer that.
Sld1959
Ronin
Actually I was driving a neighbor to pick up his car the other day and we hit a speed bump and he, I thought at first , called me a Farts Humper. Naturally the first thing I did was sniff to see if i was emitting an odor, and then afterwards asked him why he called me a... to which he explained he was Norwegian and that meant speed bump.
And yes, I did Google it afterwards just to make sure I was not the, ummm butt, as it were, of a stinky joke.
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Keystone19250
SAINT
There are certain roads in my area that use multiple “Speed humps” in a 2-3 mile stretch of road to control traffic speed. I will forever LMAO going over them in the future. 
Annihilator
Emissary
My apartment complex parking lot has speed bumps in it…..
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Keystone19250
SAINT
The complex I live in has them also and on a serious note they are useless and don’t slow anyone down, it’s only a matter of time before someone is hit.
Old_Me
SAINT
the Norwegian sign..
we have way too many and more coming, of those here as well.
(not the signs, just the humps)
too many punks zipping up and down the streets, making loud noises with those fartcan mufflers.
we also have "staggered" speed bumps, that if you do it right, you can glide over them.
however, those same punks, cross over the centerline to avoid them, coming head on to you.....
it be better to have the fartshumper go across the entire street.
we have way too many and more coming, of those here as well.
(not the signs, just the humps)
too many punks zipping up and down the streets, making loud noises with those fartcan mufflers.
we also have "staggered" speed bumps, that if you do it right, you can glide over them.
however, those same punks, cross over the centerline to avoid them, coming head on to you.....
it be better to have the fartshumper go across the entire street.