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OK got stick with "near beer" .Yeah cause of thepoint system.
A tribute to our own Okie…….
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Keystone19250
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BreakingWind
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Hooker, isn't that the next town over from Intercourse?
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Keystone19250
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Boobaloo Oklahoma? Please don’t tell me your serious.Yep, just a few miles south of Boobaloo City …….
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How about Cookietown?
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Keystone19250
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TEXASforLIFE
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There you go!
Did not know that.
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I've been thinking about OK's "near beer", "almost beer" and finally 2 3 beer? Who concocted this and when? Well from time I've spent drinking beer worse than Miller Lite w/ice with 2x the calories I came too a conclusion? How do you get people in this state (OK) to drink more beer................well don't put as much alcohol in it! Wait it serves as a duel purpose, yes the plot thickens! The rest of the story after this! Out of the many lakes OK has I've never seen 1 dry nor low on water. How is this possible? It starts with the genius (not Guinness) that hatched a diabolical plan? You drink more, you pee more, you flush more, you drink more, you pee more and the cycle continues.................Now you know why the lakes stay full!
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The 1s that boat save on flushing!
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KillerFord1977
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6:56am is a little early for drinking that beer going to your head so early in the morning. Got you all rationalizing lakes and cycle of a beers life.I've been thinking about OK's "near beer", "almost beer" and finally 2 3 beer? Who concocted this and when? Well from time I've spent drinking beer worse than Miller Lite w/ice with 2x the calories I came too a conclusion? How do you get people in this state (OK) to drink more beer................well don't put as much alcohol in it! Wait it serves as a duel purpose, yes the plot thickens! The rest of the story after this! Out of the many lakes OK has I've never seen 1 dry nor low on water. How is this possible? It starts with the genius (not Guinness) that hatched a diabolical plan? You drink more, you pee more, you flush more, you drink more, you pee more and the cycle continues.................Now you know why the lakes stay full!
I suggest you switch to coffee for your beverage when you first wake up.
Maybe wait till 9:30am until you pop your first one
