Armed, yet Without Knowledge

[Bassbob]

"Slow as they may be it'd be like trying to beat a bulldozer with a riding lawnmower in a demolition derby."

Thats great, it brings home the mentality of a bully. Having a weapon nearby may seem ignorant to such a person but if it was their little girl or wife it would be another story.

And again, it depends on if we're talking about a professional fighting event or an incident on the streets. IDGAF how big you are, if someone bites the tip of your nose off, digs your eyeball out of your socket with their thumb or snaps all the ligaments in your knee with a devastating shot to a planted leg, you are not going to be the bulldozer in the old bulldozer versus riding lawn mower scenario.