Cowgirl Garrison 1911 ad poster available?

[mikep]

Do no sausage jokes for you, then?

Not even a little joke

 

[HansGruber]

Not even a little joke

Just a little smokie.

 

[Annihilator]

Just a little smokie.
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[mikep]

Just a little smokie.
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No

 

[Annihilator]

O contraire, mon pussycat!

You’d see EVERYTHING.

 

[HansGruber]

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The sad thing is?

No. No there isn’t.

 

[wolfpack076]

I already have 2 1911's both are blued but seeing those 2 models with the stainless 4.25 Garrison kinda makes me wanna go out and buy a stainless one....

 

[KillerFord1977]

this one? or this one? - no idea if SA has those as posters
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First pic looks like my daughter.
She dresses the same way as well

 

[SimonRL]

SA definitely has some very attractive models. You all just wait until you see me modeling some of their hardware.
I'm thinking me, and my rugged good looks, with my M1A (wood stock, of course) overlooking MetLife Stadium in the Meadowlands as traffic backs up on the NJ Turnpike during morning rush hour.... ahhhhh.

 

[SimonRL]

First pic looks like my daughter.
She dresses the same way as well

That didn’t sound creepy at all. Really! Not…one…bit.

 

[KillerFord1977]

That didn’t sound creepy at all. Really! Not…one…bit.

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My mind is not in the gutter like the rest of y’all

 

[mikep]

My mind is not in the gutter like the rest of y’all

Hey! ALL of me is in the gutter! Not just my mind. I don’t do things half-assed!

 

[mikep]

First pic looks like my daughter.
She dresses the same way as well

So i’m assuming you meet all potential boyfriends while cleaning an assortment of guns and telling him about your abilities to operate an backhoe?

 

[Belt Fed]

So i’m assuming you meet all potential boyfriends while cleaning an assortment of guns and telling him about your abilities to operate an backhoe?

He probably don't have to, she tells em, look dude i can hit the bullseye at 50 yards with a 9mm. don't start nothing with me. Plus she's a Razorback, you ever face a Razorback? they are truly bad ass.

 

[mikep]

He probably don't have to, she tells em, look dude i can hit the bullseye at 50 yards with a 9mm. don't start nothing with me. Plus she's a Razorback, you ever face a Razorback? they are truly bad ass.

Fortunately, i have never had to face a razorback. However, living in Jersey I've had my fair share of run-ins with IROC-driving guys named Anthony, Tony or Fat-Tony, who were having a bad hair day and had a stain on his Adidas track suit from his momma's spaghetti sauce. Now that right there can be one ornery beast!

 

[KillerFord1977]

So i’m assuming you meet all potential boyfriends while cleaning an assortment of guns and telling him about your abilities to operate an backhoe?

He probably don't have to, she tells em, look dude i can hit the bullseye at 50 yards with a 9mm. don't start nothing with me. Plus she's a Razorback, you ever face a Razorback? they are truly bad ass.

She tells them this:

 

[SimonRL]

So i’m assuming you meet all potential boyfriends while cleaning an assortment of guns and telling him about your abilities to operate an backhoe?

You should see her shoot. She can take care of herself. She’s so small she looks like she fell off a keychain, but she runs an X5 Legion.

 

[KillerFord1977]

So i’m assuming you meet all potential boyfriends while cleaning an assortment of guns and telling him about your abilities to operate an backhoe?

Funny thing is I dont need to . She has higher standards than me, and any woman who wears a 1911 on their hip (or any pistol for that matter) and knows how to use it aint to worried about boys.

She’s in Australia and went to the local tourist gun range (they have those for the Asian tourists). She smoked everyone there . She taught her Aussie room mates to shoot and she just told the range owners.. “I’m a Texan”

 

[KillerFord1977]

She’s not worried about no man …

 

[Belt Fed]

Did she drive that race car?