Daffy Zone…..
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MN.Militia
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?? 
MN.Militia
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Stay away from the beans!! LOL
MN.Militia
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So this engineer dies. He’s standing at the Pearly Gates while St. Peter looks thru the book of living to see if he can be admitted to Heaven.
St. Peter says “Well, you’re not in here” and pulls a lever causing the floor to drop out and down to hell the engineer goes!
After a couple of days in hell, the engineer decides he cannot tolerate the deplorable living conditions. First he devises a system to deliver running water to all residents of hell. The next day he devised an air conditioning system cooling hell to a comfortable temperature. The day after that he devised a mass transit system to alleviate the hellish traffic congestion.
During all of these goings on in hell, a spy alerts Jesus to the vast improvements in hell. The spy goes on to tell Jesus that the residents of hell are actually starting to enjoy their eternal doom! Jesus says “We can’t have that! Get Satan on the phone for me!”
Satan: HELLo?
Jesus: Satan, Jesus here.
Satan: Hey JC, whatcha want?
Jesus: I hear an engineer was mistakenly sent to hell.
Satan: Yeah, he’s here. He is working on making lube for the tip of my trident as we speak. More pleasurable for the daily backside jamming you see….
Jesus: Sending him there was a mistake. I demand you send him back immediately!
Satan: Soooo JC, he’s making things pretty good down here. I’d have a total revolt on my hooves if I sent him back to you at this point.
Jesus: Send him back NOW!
Satan: Nope, not gonna do it!
Jesus: I’ll sue you in my father’s court if you don’t send him back this very minute!
Satan: And exactly where the hell do you expect to get a lawyer from?!!
St. Peter says “Well, you’re not in here” and pulls a lever causing the floor to drop out and down to hell the engineer goes!
After a couple of days in hell, the engineer decides he cannot tolerate the deplorable living conditions. First he devises a system to deliver running water to all residents of hell. The next day he devised an air conditioning system cooling hell to a comfortable temperature. The day after that he devised a mass transit system to alleviate the hellish traffic congestion.
During all of these goings on in hell, a spy alerts Jesus to the vast improvements in hell. The spy goes on to tell Jesus that the residents of hell are actually starting to enjoy their eternal doom! Jesus says “We can’t have that! Get Satan on the phone for me!”
Satan: HELLo?
Jesus: Satan, Jesus here.
Satan: Hey JC, whatcha want?
Jesus: I hear an engineer was mistakenly sent to hell.
Satan: Yeah, he’s here. He is working on making lube for the tip of my trident as we speak. More pleasurable for the daily backside jamming you see….
Jesus: Sending him there was a mistake. I demand you send him back immediately!
Satan: Soooo JC, he’s making things pretty good down here. I’d have a total revolt on my hooves if I sent him back to you at this point.
Jesus: Send him back NOW!
Satan: Nope, not gonna do it!
Jesus: I’ll sue you in my father’s court if you don’t send him back this very minute!
Satan: And exactly where the hell do you expect to get a lawyer from?!!