KillerFord1977
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Richard CraniumCan’t say Dick and Jane here, gotta be Richard and Jane…….
Daffy Zone…..
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Years ago my best friends mother worked for the state. There was a poster outside of her office that was a take on the Dick and Jane readers from the 60s about drinking and driving. It went See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick Die. Don't be a Dick. I still think its funny. If you guys dont think its funny maybe I should have used the illustrations.
TEXASforLIFE
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Ok then, Rickardo and Juana thenCan’t say Dick and Jane here, gotta be Richard and Jane…….
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Skunkhouse
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
TEXASforLIFE
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Glock is out to impress, but I've never heard of an 8mm for Glock
TEXASforLIFE
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Those peeps at guns.com are some smart mofo's
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Pro Digy
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It holds 19x8mm rounds or 15x9mm rounds, that's all
HayesGreener
Ronin
Hayes Ill bet you remember Art Linkletter. Kids say the darndest things.
