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Daffy Zone…..

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A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."
 
Skunkhouse said:
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."
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Groannn!😆
 
After 20 years of marriage , a couple were laying in bed one evening , when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back .

He then caressed her shoulders and neck , slowly worked his hand down over her breasts , stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again , working slowly down her side. His hand passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh , stopping just at the upper most portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side , then suddenly stopped , rolled over , and started watching T V .

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing , she asked in a loving voice , " That was wonderful . Why did you stop ?"

He said ,



I found the remote!
 
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