belladonna
Hellcat
I did this once (not quite the face plant, but close)...and that was all it took. I was test riding a Diamondback in ND, back when they trusted you to take the merch out of the shop without buying it first. Going too fast on a park trail and hit some deep construction ruts. Didn't meet a nurse (or a handsome doctor for that matter). Had to carry the bike back to the shop about a half a mile. Thought for sure I would have to buy the bike cuz I twisted it up real bad. Me? I was upped on adrenaline so I didn't feel it until much later when we got back to the campground. I walked in the shop with said broken bike over my shoulder, and they dropped what they were doing. They weren't worried about the bike, they were all over me with a first aid kit. I look back at that and wonder just how I managed to get to be as old as I am right now...