I am totally still laughing at this... I could have so much fun.
Are you trying to kill me?? (It's been a rough week).
With the utility locaters in my area,this is entirely possible..Somebody is getting fired for not heeding the "don't dig here" sign.
I ALWAYS go behind USIC ( utility locators) and locate them myself. They hire anyone, pay them shite wages and have a high turnover rate. Very few of those guys are even remotely competent. I have an old Sure lock. They keep trying to give me a "Newer and better" locator. I keep refusing. Mine is dead accurate laterally and within 10" ( usually) on depth.With the utility locaters in my area,this is entirely possible..
I have cut my share of gas lines that were missed.