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Keystone19250
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The real reason behind the tradition of why the angel goes on top of the Christmas tree...
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Bassbob
Emissary
Oh come on. 3.5 grams ? I don’t think so. That’s a lot of cocaine man.
Wirenut
Hellcat
Sorry I wasn't there when the claim or the label was made even the Coca Cola company was not sure of the amount.
If joke offended you I am sorry, I just passed on a joke that was sent to me.
Next time I will check Wikipedia so not to bring questions.
Bassbob
Emissary
Lighten up bro. Wasn’t a dig on you. Just pointing out the ridiculous. Whoever made the meme doesn’t know anything about cocaine. They actually did put cocaine it coke, but no way it was 3.5 grams. Lol.
HayesGreener
Ronin
It was
It was 1/400th of a grain per oz of syrup before it was outlawed, but the content varied greatly over the years that it was in Coke.
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Trigger control …. Where’s Julia Child to teach her Trigger Control
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Maybe that was the original
“Mexican Coke”
Bassbob
Emissary
I assure you it never approached even 1 gram much less 3.5.
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
Hammer67
Professional
Annihilator
Emissary
HayesGreener
Ronin
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Yet again, an example of Glocks failing and used for other proper purposes
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
Cause those Turkey guns were out of stock......you bought them allYet again, an example of Glocks failing and used for other proper purposes
Annihilator
Emissary
@KillerFord1977 aka “Master Baster”Cause those Turkey guns were out of stock......you bought them all
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
I thought it was a debate club
KillerFord1977
SAINT
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Man, i read that reply fast and thought it said something entirely differentI thought it was a debate club
