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Daffy Zone…..

Hi,

Christmas in California can be a bit cringey.

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
Woman: "Oh, stewardess! I speak jive."
Randy, The Stewardess: "Oh, good."
Woman: "He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."
Randy: "All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?"
Woman: [to the Second Jive Dude] "Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side".
[Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Second Jive Dude: "What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!"
[Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID]
Woman: "Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"
[Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!]
First Jive Dude: "Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!"
Woman: "Jive-@ss dude don't got no brains, anyhow! Sh!!!!t."
[Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]

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