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Many years ago, I moved to a small village in the north of Scotland. In my local pub there was a full bottle of Tequila. I told the barmaid it appeared Tequila was not very popular there. She replied, that in the 10 years she had worked there no one had ever requested Tequila. I said we should remedy that immediately and promptly ordered a shot for everyone at the bar (there were only four of us...I'm not rich or foolish). It took roughly 2 hours for the other three patrons to finish their shot (very conservative lads and lassies). Two hours after that the bottle was empty, and my Scottish accent was as good as anyone else's (or so they told me - but that's another story). I can proudly say that in the course of the two years I was there I thoroughly corrupted an entire village, turning many into life-long Tequila drinkers. The local beverage wholesale distributer was quite pleased.
 
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,

"Hey little girl, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you £20 "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley!!!!!!!!!
 
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