3 law abiding gun owners approached the Pearly Gates.
And as they walked, their only thoughts were what would be their fates?
Saint Peter asked, "What have you done to gain admission here?"
"We worked to keep our 2A Rights for many, many years."
The Pearly Gates swung open wide, Saint Peter rang the bell,
"Come in and choose your harp" he said, "You've had your share of Hell."