Daffy Zone…..

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My left shoulder, left hip, left knee, left ankle, left achilles tendon and left plantar tendon are all screwed up and I'm too old to start doing one-handed pushups all over again... so that just AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
...Unless I can do it lying on my left side facing the wall. No problem there!

 

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Although anyone who knows, knows that it's a shoulder cut (not a real "butt"). But the meme is still funny

I heard Ozzy's voice when I read that!!

 

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Damn, there's nothing left there is there?

 

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Track & Field Runner Accidentally Trips, Punches, Attacks Rival With A Sword

In an alternate universe, this is how knife control began in England...

 

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Gee, I hope the squirrel wasn't injured!! 🐿

 

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[WarlockMainD2]

Have you ever just accepted it? You know, the dark reality of “Well, im going to crap my pants, F! Oh well, this is who I am now.”
This occurs for a multitude of reasons, medical, age, foods eaten, or your dang body decides it’s happening, it’s happening real soon and you are no where near a toilet and would be arrested for pooing anywhere nearby, like 100% no bush, trees, nothing….just other people who will definitely see and most likely report you?
Yeah….me either

 

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[MN.Militia]

Looks like we got ourselves a standoff, boys!

 

[MN.Militia]

Have you ever just accepted it? You know, the dark reality of “Well, im going to crap my pants, F! Oh well, this is who I am now.”
This occurs for a multitude of reasons, medical, age, foods eaten, or your dang body decides it’s happening, it’s happening real soon and you are no where near a toilet and would be arrested for pooing anywhere nearby, like 100% no bush, trees, nothing….just other people who will definitely see and most likely report you?
Yeah….me either

Sometimes though, the reality is inescapable and we must admit deep down in our hearts....



...Schitt happens!

 

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This is PEAK pranking.
https://ifunny.co/video/that-is-the-best-prank-ever-world-class-RPSKGUUEC

 

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What do you get when you cross a crazy kilt-wearing Scotsman with a Mandalorian??
This is what you get... THIS IS THE WAY!