When I was a lil girl, my father loved his argyle socks.
It's not just the dogs. Monkeys also conduct inspections...
I was fishing the intercoastal in Stuart, FL one fine dawn and hooked a bull shark that took my bait. Problem, I was about 75 yards from shore in waist deep water.
I foresee a frisk search for 'weapons'...
If I have to fight in America, last thing I’d use for a weapon is an AK