This 1 had me busting my guts but not like this...
Friends both Ms and Fs would wait and try to make a loud and/or stinky fart where-ever(sp?) they could, especially in a small or "busy" store/places. One time in a Best Buy a cd/dvd aisle behind me but across from me, my friend let out a long and loud fart, walked away behind a taller aisle and a few seconds later a "couple" turned down the fart aisle and almost choked to death and then left the store. I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Now that i'm re-remembering these things i will send out some e-mails to my people to see what kind of giggle/laugh i get from them.