Model 457
Elite
I dined and dashed 3 times in my life. Caught twice and got away with it once.....
1st time - A buddy and I were walking home from school. We decided to go into a local Mexican restaurant on the way home. We ordered, ate, and then split. We went to my buddy's house and found that his parents left a list of chores for him to work on that day. We decided to blow the list out and then get on with our shenanigans for the day. When his parents got home, we were in the garage working on our dirt bikes. His mom came into the garage and told us she and Mr. McCoy were going to take us out for pizza for doing such a good job on the chores. I called my parents to get permission and then we loaded into the backseat of Mr. McCoy's 1970 Thunderbird. I never will forget the evil, all knowing smirk on Mrs. McCoy's face when Mr. McCoy pulled into the parking lot of the Mexican restaurant. My buddy and I spent the entire evening washing dishes, taking trash out, bussing tables, and servicing the bathrooms until close. To add insult to injury, we didn't get to eat anything the entire time AND we had to walk home at 1:00 AM. Both of our parents dragged our rears out of bed the next morning for school to boot!
2nd time - As an adult, a bunch of us decided to do a 24 hour turn around to Vegas. We lived in SoCal at the time. We gambled, drank, and partied our rears off. On the way home at 4 AM, we stopped at a Denny's. We got the brilliant idea to dine & dash. The next morning while I was "sleeping it off", my wife came into the bedroom and confronted my stupidity. It turned out my friend George, the drunkest of us all, had his wallet come out of his pocket in the booth. The Denny's manager found it, looked George's phone number up in the phone book, called George's house, and ratted us out to George's wife. The manager ran George's credit card for our meals and gave the waitress a healthy tip. George's wife called all of the other wives and snitched on all of us.
3rd time - I don't think the statute of limitations has expired on this one so it'll be a story for another day.
1st time - A buddy and I were walking home from school. We decided to go into a local Mexican restaurant on the way home. We ordered, ate, and then split. We went to my buddy's house and found that his parents left a list of chores for him to work on that day. We decided to blow the list out and then get on with our shenanigans for the day. When his parents got home, we were in the garage working on our dirt bikes. His mom came into the garage and told us she and Mr. McCoy were going to take us out for pizza for doing such a good job on the chores. I called my parents to get permission and then we loaded into the backseat of Mr. McCoy's 1970 Thunderbird. I never will forget the evil, all knowing smirk on Mrs. McCoy's face when Mr. McCoy pulled into the parking lot of the Mexican restaurant. My buddy and I spent the entire evening washing dishes, taking trash out, bussing tables, and servicing the bathrooms until close. To add insult to injury, we didn't get to eat anything the entire time AND we had to walk home at 1:00 AM. Both of our parents dragged our rears out of bed the next morning for school to boot!
2nd time - As an adult, a bunch of us decided to do a 24 hour turn around to Vegas. We lived in SoCal at the time. We gambled, drank, and partied our rears off. On the way home at 4 AM, we stopped at a Denny's. We got the brilliant idea to dine & dash. The next morning while I was "sleeping it off", my wife came into the bedroom and confronted my stupidity. It turned out my friend George, the drunkest of us all, had his wallet come out of his pocket in the booth. The Denny's manager found it, looked George's phone number up in the phone book, called George's house, and ratted us out to George's wife. The manager ran George's credit card for our meals and gave the waitress a healthy tip. George's wife called all of the other wives and snitched on all of us.
3rd time - I don't think the statute of limitations has expired on this one so it'll be a story for another day.