jumpinjoe
Hellcat
Well, if you've got all those things down and especially if you've done a good bison chuck roast, there's not a lot of help you need. Just keep on keeping on like you are and let us in on the results from time to time ..... not so much that we might be able to help, but just to let us keep up with how you're doing overall.
Damn, "bison chuck" he says ...... I sometimes have a hard time with a beef chuck son. LOL! LOL!
All kiddin' aside, I'm happy to help if I can, as well as several others here. All you need to do is ask.
Here's one last little tip ........... when you're doing a smoke cook for friends/neighbors, since they usually take a pretty long time, just every now and then (maybe every 1/2 hour or so) get a concerned look on your face, get up and walk over to the cooker and pretend you're tweaking something. You don't really have to tweak, just pretend you are, then smile and look contented on your way back. They'll all be watching you and impressed at what a pro you are. Then when you walk back to where everyone is sitting, pop yourself another cool one, kick back in your chair and say something like 'Well the protein is coming along fine, the fat is rendering just like I wanted, we're out of the stall, and we'll have some fine "Q" in just a little while'. Anything related to "Q" that will make you sound like the pro you want them to believe you to be.
All that sounds pretty reasonable to those who don't understand "Q", and they will be thoroughly impressed at you knowledge of the art/science of "Q". And you can tell any story you want ..... spread it on as thick as you think they'll buy, have some fun with it. If you sit and talk to them the whole time they'll be convinced there's nothing to making that good "Q" except time. It's up to you and me and all the other "Q'rs" here to keep the amazement, wonderment, and the ruse going.
Damn, "bison chuck" he says ...... I sometimes have a hard time with a beef chuck son. LOL! LOL!
All kiddin' aside, I'm happy to help if I can, as well as several others here. All you need to do is ask.
Here's one last little tip ........... when you're doing a smoke cook for friends/neighbors, since they usually take a pretty long time, just every now and then (maybe every 1/2 hour or so) get a concerned look on your face, get up and walk over to the cooker and pretend you're tweaking something. You don't really have to tweak, just pretend you are, then smile and look contented on your way back. They'll all be watching you and impressed at what a pro you are. Then when you walk back to where everyone is sitting, pop yourself another cool one, kick back in your chair and say something like 'Well the protein is coming along fine, the fat is rendering just like I wanted, we're out of the stall, and we'll have some fine "Q" in just a little while'. Anything related to "Q" that will make you sound like the pro you want them to believe you to be.
All that sounds pretty reasonable to those who don't understand "Q", and they will be thoroughly impressed at you knowledge of the art/science of "Q". And you can tell any story you want ..... spread it on as thick as you think they'll buy, have some fun with it. If you sit and talk to them the whole time they'll be convinced there's nothing to making that good "Q" except time. It's up to you and me and all the other "Q'rs" here to keep the amazement, wonderment, and the ruse going.
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