Favorite Christmas movie lines

[Wannabewoodsman]

Funny, solemn, sweet, wise, whatever they may be post 'em here!

My favorite is from Home Alone 2: "Get out of here you dirty little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!"

 

[Old_Me]

"looks like that cat used up all it's lives"

Christmas Vacation

 

[Wannabewoodsman]

"looks like that cat used up all it's lives"

Christmas Vacation

"Sh**ter was full!"

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[Anchorsaweigh]

"You'll put yer eye out with that!"

 

[Anchorsaweigh]

FA-RA-RA-RA-RA, RA-RA-RA-RA!

 

[Area52]

“Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?”

 

[Area52]

"looks like that cat used up all it's lives"

Christmas Vacation

Christmas Vacation is always a must-watch, it has a ton of memorable lines and laugh start to finish.
John Hughes was quite a talent, writing and casting on this and many of his films are age old classics free of all the I.d. politics and vulgarities instilled in todays films.

 

[Keystone19250]

Welcome to the party pal……

 

[mikep]

It was more of a monologue than a line, but Linus’ telling us the meaning of Christmas in “Charlie Brown’s Christmas”
Not sure that would get on tv today. Below is the scripture.

 

[Net Engineer]

“You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between you
I'd take the seasick crocodile”

 

[gglass]

"Now I have a machine gun... Ho - Ho - Ho".

 

[Funwithfuel]

It's, ... It's smiling at us.

 

[Talyn]

 

[Blackmesa96]

 

[Wannabewoodsman]

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Saw a woman wearing a hoodie with that on it

 

[The Night Rider]

 

[The Night Rider]

The moment Scrooge got Saved

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.

Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

 

[SaltyMonkey]

 

[Snake45]

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jesus,
Happy Birthday to you!

 

[Blackmesa96]

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Maybe the best part of Linus' monologue is "And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."