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Happy Birthday Maggie

"The more I learn about people, the better I like my dog". Mark Twain

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." Harry Truman

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." Charles DeGaul

There is a pattern here....
I wish I was half the man my dog thinks I am.

A dog will defend a sorry man faster than a man will defend a sorry dog.

Lock your wife in the trunk of her car and your dog in the trunk of your car. Let them both out and see which one is happy to see you.
 
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