Happy Birthday to ME!

[Snake45]

It's my birthday today and I'm loving it. I've learned to celebrate every birthday as if it's the last one you'll ever have, and one day you'll be right.

Guess which one this is for me? No dirty/smutty/risque/filthy comments, please. Oh, wait—dirty/smutt/risque/filthy comments are EXACTLY what I want. Stay within the board's posting rules, please, and PLEASE nothing obvious or lame—points will be awarded for creativity and cleverness, and yes I WILL be scoring them. Unleash Heck!

 

[KillerFord1977]

Well, 68 was better…
Why you say ?
Cause, you do me and I’ll owe you one

 

[KillerFord1977]

 

[HayesGreener]

WooHoo! A 69 party! Only the Baby Boomers would fully appreciate that momentous occasion! Will there be ice cream?

Happy birthday my friend!

 

[Belt Fed]

Happy birthday young man.
Were the same age

 

[Old_Me]

It's my birthday today and I'm loving it. I've learned to celebrate every birthday as if it's the last one you'll ever have, and one day you'll be right.

Guess which one this is for me? No dirty/smutty/risque/filthy comments, please. Oh, wait—dirty/smutt/risque/filthy comments are EXACTLY what I want. Stay within the board's posting rules, please, and PLEASE nothing obvious or lame—points will be awarded for creativity and cleverness, and yes I WILL be scoring them. Unleash Heck!

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if you turn that cake 180 degree's what will the numbers be..???

 

[Old_Me]

 

[Area52]

So being the same age standing up or hangin’ upside down, does that mean you gotta eat that cake from the bottom up ?

 

[Snake45]

if you turn that cake 180 degree's what will the numbers be..???

I figgered some smartass would ask that, so I took a picture of it upside-down, which is this:

 

[Smrtss1]

Happy birthday old guy…..my 50th was yesterday.

 

[Sld1959]

Happy birthday, don't forget your Snorkle

 

[belladonna]

I know a good one...but it would be considered highly unladylike, so I'll just say "Happy Birthday!!" and leave it at that.

 

[Sld1959]

Happy birthday old guy…..my 50th was yesterday.

Happy belated BD

 

[nmedge]

Hope you have a great birthday!

 

[KillerFord1977]

I know a good one...but it would be considered highly unladylike, so I'll just say "Happy Birthday!!" and leave it at that.

 

[HayesGreener]

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Taunting the mods

 

[Skunkhouse]

Happy Birthday! 69! Great I turned 65 this year myself

 

[Mr.W.]

Congratulations.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Taunting the mods

Yeah, they ditched her reply … it was PG13 ….

 

[javbike]

Happy Birthday my man I am right behind turned 68 in January