Happy Birthday to ME!

[Annihilator]

It's my birthday today and I'm loving it. I've learned to celebrate every birthday as if it's the last one you'll ever have, and one day you'll be right.

Guess which one this is for me? No dirty/smutty/risque/filthy comments, please. Oh, wait—dirty/smutt/risque/filthy comments are EXACTLY what I want. Stay within the board's posting rules, please, and PLEASE nothing obvious or lame—points will be awarded for creativity and cleverness, and yes I WILL be scoring them. Unleash Heck!

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Happy Birthday!

 

[mikep]

I figgered some smartass would ask that, so I took a picture of it upside-down, which is this:

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You may be another year older but you’re sharp as a tack!

 

[mikep]

Happy Birthday, Snake!

 

[papa]

Happy Birthday and I hope you have many more.

 

[Wirenut]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[Snake45]

WooHoo! A 69 party! Only the Baby Boomers would fully appreciate that momentous occasion! Will there be ice cream?

Happy birthday my friend!

There already was--chocolate marshmallow, my Special Occasion Favorite. YUM!

 

[10mmLife]

 

[Bassbob]

Happy Birthday Mr. Awesome.

 

[TidalWave]

Happy B-day Snake…. Will u change your handle to “Snake69” ??

TidalWave will be Hawaii Six-Oh, come October.

or , i wonder?

TW

 

[TidalWave]

I know a good one...but it would be considered highly unladylike, so I'll just say "Happy Birthday!!" and leave it at that.

You’re a good sport, Bella

 

[Snake45]

I know a good one...but it would be considered highly unladylike, so I'll just say "Happy Birthday!!" and leave it at that.

You could PM it to me. Just sayin'.....

 

[Snake45]

Happy B-day Snake…. Will u change your handle to “Snake69” ??

TidalWave will be Hawaii Six-Oh, come October.

or , i wonder?

TW

When I turned 61, I told everyone at work I was "Fifty-'leven." I thought it was darn clever, but I can't use it again, so it's yours if you want it.

 

[Snake45]

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That is just Double-Secret Awesome, and also Snakeworthy!

 

[Old_Me]

I figgered some smartass would ask that, so I took a picture of it upside-down, which is this:

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and what pray tell, is age....b9....?????

 

[Snake45]

and what pray tell, is age....b9....?????

I know, right? When I saw it that way, I knew immediately which way was "up."

 

[TidalWave]

When I turned 61, I told everyone at work I was "Fifty-'leven." I thought it was darn clever, but I can't use it again, so it's yours if you want it.

I’ll remember that one!
Two yrs ago I got a bottle of Heinz 57 steak sauce with my b-day cake

( yeah, it’s an old gag at birthdays )

 

[wolfpack076]

Happy Birthday to You and many, many more Sir....

 

[belladonna]

You could PM it to me. Just sayin'.....

Maybe when I get home from work. I can’t make anything work properly on this dang phone. Don’t wanna get in trouble, ya know..

 

[SaltyMonkey]

Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[charliefox42]