Heads will roll

[MrMichaelActual]

Some crazy commie heathen has put the toilet paper roll on backwards so it Under-rolls... In my own house if you can believe it. I will root out the perpetrator. It's inhumane I tell you.

 

[HayesGreener]

Savages, I tell you! Were they raised by wolves, or Barbarians? The patent drawing from 1891 tells the story. Life was so much simpler when we had the Sears catalogue in the outhouse

 

[KillerFord1977]

Some crazy commie heathen has put the toilet paper roll on backwards so it Under-rolls... In my own house if you can believe it. I will root out the perpetrator. It's inhumane I tell you.

Bet they left the seat up also

 

[Snake45]

These days, you're lucky they're actually USING toilet paper. We live in an age where far too many of our young people can't even figger out the proper bathroom they should be using.

And if you happen to live in several of our more "woke" cities on the left coast, the situation is even MORE dire, as I understand it....

 

[HayesGreener]

These days, you're lucky they're actually USING toilet paper. We live in an age where far too many of our young people can't even figger out the proper bathroom they shuld use

Huh! That explains all the turds on the sidewalks in those big cities! They just can't make up their minds!

 

[MrMichaelActual]

These days, you're lucky they're actually USING toilet paper. We live in an age where far too many of our young people can't even figger out the proper bathroom they should be using.

And if you happen to live in several of our more "woke" cities on the left coast, the situation is even MORE dire, as I understand it....

I'm lucky I'm using toilet paper... I remember trying to squat over an Iraqi toilet hole in a building with no power... after eating yellow curry.

 

[Bassbob]

Huh! That explains all the turds on the sidewalks in those big cities! They just can't make up their minds!

I once witnessed a guy on N. Grand in north St. Louis, on the sidewalk, ass facing grand about 5' away, shooting a brown laser beam out his A-hole. There were a pair of cops in a cruiser in front of me pointing and laughing. They just kept on going.

 

[mikep]

Yeah well, i’m a cretin! And we cretins put the paper on the other way and i am not ashamed!!

 

[Domar1291]

Oh the lore of the roll .... over or under has plauged man since the inception of toilet paper

 

[Bassbob]

Yeah well, i’m a cretin! And we cretins put the paper on the other way and i am not ashamed!!

Everyone claims to be a cretin.

 

[mikep]

Everyone claims to be a cretin.

Everyone claims to be a cretin.

Well that’s what my birth certificate says.

 

[Bassbob]

Well that’s what my birth certificate says.

Michael P. Cretin

That's funny. When we were kids and my dad was mad at my little brother he called him Michael P. His middle name was Patrick.

 

[mikep]

Michael P. Cretin

That's funny. When we were kids and my dad was mad at my little brother he called him Michael P. His middle name was Patrick.

When I got the “michael donald” treatment i knew i was in deep doo-doo.

 

[HayesGreener]

I believe it was Bill Cosby who said he was in his teens before he realized his first name was not "Go&&ammit"

 

[Jim Diamantoni]

Some crazy commie heathen has put the toilet paper roll on backwards so it Under-rolls... In my own house if you can believe it. I will root out the perpetrator. It's inhumane I tell you.

Surely the work of an under achiever.

 

[Snake45]

Oh the lore of the roll .... over or under has plauged man since the inception of toilet paper

Only the really stupid ones. Everyone with an IQ over room temperature knows it goes OVER.

 

[Snake45]

Michael P. Cretin

I know that name! Wasn't he on a sitcom on ABC back in the '80s or '90s? Whatever happened to him?

 

[mikep]

Only the really stupid ones. Everyone with an IQ over room temperature knows it goes OVER.

Thems fighting words!!!

 

[mikep]

I know that name! Wasn't he on a sitcom on ABC back in the '80s or '90s? Whatever happened to him?

Do you mean Alex P Keaton from “Family Ties”?

 

[Annihilator]

Some crazy commie heathen has put the toilet paper roll on backwards so it Under-rolls... In my own house if you can believe it. I will root out the perpetrator. It's inhumane I tell you.