how does a dwarf do this..???

[Old_Me]

true, i cannot make this up, a news link video will be included...at the bottom

but some MA dwarf, was in a drive by shooting, apparently he is in a gang......i think they are called "the little bastards"?

anyway, he was in HIS car.....and shot at another gang member..

how in da hell does a dwarf shoot from a car..??

does he need a booster seat..???

or was he driving something like this..???

and how da hell does a dwarf with tiny hands, tiny fingers hold a gun, let alone shoot one...???

does he use fingers from both hands to pull the trigger..????

here is the news story......

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/se-mass/providence-man-gets-life-for-deadly-drive-by-shooting/

 

[trader]

so the long and the short of it, this fella was part of a small gang and had little regard for human life. There is a teeny tiny chance that he used a full size handgun. Perhaps a micro handgun with a miniscule cartridge?
Ok I'll stop typing now.

 

[Old_Me]

so the long and the short of it, this fella was part of a small gang and had little regard for human life. There is a teeny tiny chance that he used a full size handgun. Perhaps a micro handgun with a miniscule cartridge?
Ok I'll stop typing now.

well...i dunno..he might have had "midget anxiety" , or "little man syndrome", and carried a big 1911..???

surley, there will be no "shortage" of jokes

 

[trader]

At least his arrest resulted in the downsizing of the gang. Small relief I know, but even a little change is better than none.

 

[Old_Me]

he hasn't got too far to reach for the soap on the floor..??

 

[NMEDGE]

true, i cannot make this up, a news link video will be included...at the bottom

but some MA dwarf, was in a drive by shooting, apparently he is in a gang......i think they are called "the little bastards"?

anyway, he was in HIS car.....and shot at another gang member..

how in da hell does a dwarf shoot from a car..??

does he need a booster seat..???

or was he driving something like this..???

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and how da hell does a dwarf with tiny hands, tiny fingers hold a gun, let alone shoot one...???

does he use fingers from both hands to pull the trigger..????

here is the news story......

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/se-mass/providence-man-gets-life-for-deadly-drive-by-shooting/

Maybe he was in a child seat?

 

[mikep]

A lot of questions there. I’m thinking for answers but keep coming up short.

 

[Recusant]

By having a large handgun perhaps he was compensating for a body part that was also a midget in size.

 

[Old_Me]

do midgets have.....

shortness of breath...???

short term memory...???

when a midget wears shorts in the summer, are they really short, or just long pants pulled up higher..??

 

[Old_Me]

when a midget puts up a christmas tree, is it one of these...??

 

[Winchester67]

And nobody has mentioned a sawed off yet?

 

[Old_Me]

And nobody has mentioned a sawed off yet?

would that be short enough..???

 

[Onewolf426]

He had a short fuse.

 

[Onewolf426]

 

[Annihilator]

By having a large handgun perhaps he was compensating for a body part that was also a midget in size.

 

[Bassbob]

do midgets have.....

shortness of breath...???

short term memory...???

when a midget wears shorts in the summer, are they really short, or just long pants pulled up higher..??

If they're gay do they come out of the cabinet ?

 

[OldGrunt]

If they're gay do they come out of the cabinet ?

Go to Heck! Just pass go and go to Heck with that one! lol

 

[mikep]

Da plane! Da plane!

 

[Blackmesa96]

The answer is obvious. He identifies as tall.

 

[trader]

he clearly brought a large prescence to his gang. No small feat when you think about it. The arguement between the two must've started when one got rather short with the other, igniting a sizeable dislike that grew with time.