Oldmountaiman
Operator
I have never had a DUI, the departments I worked for said if I did I would be turning my badge in
How many times you been married
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belladonna
Hellcat
I’ve never had a DUI, but I’ve been married (legally) twice. First one ended after 11 years, this one…we’re on year 12, so far so good. Not doing it again. 
I have been married 2 times. First one lasted a week shy of a year. Turned out she really was only good for one thing. The second lasted 35 years till I just couldn't take anymore.
I won't get married again. I have more money ( very small amount ) , more peace , and more happiness then I had being married.
I won't get married again. I have more money ( very small amount ) , more peace , and more happiness then I had being married.
Onewolf426
Professional
One time for us both. Been together for 24 years, married 23 years. Can't see myself with anybody else.
HayesGreener
Ronin
Are we counting starter wives?
Oldmountaiman
Operator
I had several applicants and there was one that I really hated to turn down but it was the right thing to do..
BassCliff
Professional
Hi,
My first wife was a great housekeeper.
When we got divorced, she kept the house.
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My second wife was a real sexy broad.
She used to meet me at the front door wearing nothing but a see-through negligee.
Unfortunately, I was just leaving for work and she was just getting home.
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I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet!
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
My first wife was a great housekeeper.
When we got divorced, she kept the house.
---
My second wife was a real sexy broad.
She used to meet me at the front door wearing nothing but a see-through negligee.
Unfortunately, I was just leaving for work and she was just getting home.
---
I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet!
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
Sld1959
Ronin
Still have the car in bought after high school in 1977, still married to same woman i married in 1980. I won't buy another muscle car and I won't get married again. Some things are best done and savored once...
Besides, my wife says I enjoy my own company more than anyone she knows.
I drink alone, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, i prefer to be by myself.
Besides, my wife says I enjoy my own company more than anyone she knows.
I drink alone, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, i prefer to be by myself.
powerboatr
Professional
still on number ONE
married in 1984....
for some reason she still put sup with me
Oldmountaiman
Operator
My second wife managed a bar, what happened behind the bar stayed behind the bar and t delivered the divorce papers to the bar.Hi,
My first wife was a great housekeeper.
When we got divorced, she kept the house.
---
My second wife was a real sexy broad.
She used to meet me at the front door wearing nothing but a see-through negligee.
Unfortunately, I was just leaving for work and she was just getting home.
---
I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet!
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
Bassbob
Emissary
Last verse of a song I wrote while going through my divorce.
God is good, but he don’t love me like he should. God is fine, for me he just don’t have the time, he healed the sick he cured the blind, he turned the water into wine, he did it all time after time.
They say he’s compassionate, but I’ve not seen his mercy yet. God is good. God is good.
Never doing that again.
HayesGreener
Ronin
The Cat Whisperer and I have been together 46 years. I believe she has grown accustomed to my idiosyncracies. The one before that is just a bad memory.
Keystone19250
SAINT
I plead the 5th.
