Well, seems you have solved your toilet paper problem. Now we just have to feed them to the monkeys hoarding it.dated from 1994. This was part of a box of government issue MRE's that I had. It was beef stew and it tasted good, no strange taste that I noticed. The cherry cake dessert was still moist and tasted good. I didn't try the cracker or the peanut butter.
That was about a half an hour ago,(1700 hrs) so it might be too soon tell what my fate might be.
I wonder how much of a fire hazard TP is?