Bassbob
Emissary
Oh I've used some good ones. Since I gotta take a day off work ( paid) and go up to the courthouse anyway I guess I'll at least hang out and see if it's interesting.Next time feel free to use my favorite line to get out of jury duty, “I’m an engineer, therefore, I hate anything that breathes”.
Seriously though I have told them countless times that I am the last mofo they want on a jury. I am heavily opinionated, always right and lack basic compassion for my fellow human beings. I will likely pick a side based on my gut feeling then totally ignore all the evidence and vote accordingly.