A guy and his wife were going to visit relatives in Pennsylvania, and decided to travel by bus, however, never having traveled far from home before, they were a bit nervous. So, they arrive at the bus station, locate the ticket window, and anxiously wait their turn in line. They finally get to the ticket window and he can't help but notice the clerk is a well-endowed lady. She asks him what his destination is, and he loudly blurts out, "We need two nipples to titsburg, please!"