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Jules

that's why alien landings in fields happens....if they landed on the Cross Bronx expressway, well....

1..they'd get run over,

and

2, the spacecraft would be stripped.

so to land in "farmer Jeb's" cornfield is way more safer....

unless they land on your property..????

what if the alien looked like this...??


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you would shoot it..????

cuz i be like..."oh baby, do what you want to me, even "finger probe me", if you want to".....
I would shoot it in a new york minute! I don't care what they look like, i'm also not fond of being probed either.
 
I actually LIKE modern country music.

I especially like Carrie Underwood. She sings about two things: Jesus, and Kickin' Ass. Can't think of one where she sings of both in the same song, but it wouldn't surprise me.

I find that that the two greatest influences in modern country music are Jimmy Buffett and Tom Petty. About half of what's on modern country stations could BE either Jimmy Buffett or Tom Petty songs. Some of the songs even mention Jimmy Buffet or Tom Petty by name. And I'm pretty sure at least a couple of the songs have Jimmy Buffett singing on them.

Here's a good example. This is a song called "Even If It Breaks Your Heart" by a guy named Will Hoge:


Then someone from the Eli Young Band heard it and said, "Hey, that sounds like a Tom Petty song. Let's get some Rickenbacker guitars and cover that and REALLY make it sound like a Tom Petty song." And they made one of the coolest videos ever to boot.

 
that's why alien landings in fields happens....if they landed on the Cross Bronx expressway, well....

1..they'd get run over,

and

2, the spacecraft would be stripped.

so to land in "farmer Jeb's" cornfield is way more safer....

unless they land on your property..????

what if the alien looked like this...??


View attachment 48831

you would shoot it..????
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cuz i be like..."oh baby, do what you want to me, even "finger probe me", if you want to".....
 
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