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Suddenly....BET7 realized he was cold......and naked........😬😬😬😬
 
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10mmLife said:
Damnit BET7!!! 🤬

You were supposed to hit the apple!

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OK , seeing this picture reminded me of a time in my life when I came very close to dying. We had a rabbit hound that killed one of the chickens so mom beat the dog with the dead chicken and then tied the chicken around his neck with bailing twine. She left it on the dog for 2 weeks and then guess who got to go cut it off of the dog.

Well after that the dog wouldn't even look at a chicken. When we fed him we had to watch because if the chickens ( they ran loose during the day ) came around and started eating his food he would go in his house and let them eat.

One Saturday my friend came over and wanted me to go running around with him. I had just fed the dogs and told him we had to wait. Well I had ran the chickens off several times and was mad that I had to do it. I decide to get my old BB gun out and shoot a certain rooster ( my moms favorite ) in his back side.

For those who don't know , when a chicken is bent over eating and then raises up , their head is now where their butt used to be. So here was moms favorite rooster , facing straight away from me , eating the dogs food and I pull the trigger. There was just one problem.

Just as I pulled the trigger , the rooster raised his head . Yep I now had a rooster flopping all over the place doing the death dance. :eek::eek: I put the BB gun up and told my friend I would be back in a while. I carried that rooster down 4 different fence rows hoping to prevent my mom from finding it. Good thing I did because she went looking for it. I was a freshman in highschool when that happened and I was in my late 30's before I told her what had happened and she still wanted to kill me. LOL
 
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OK , seeing this picture reminded me of a time in my life when I came very close to dying. We had a rabbit hound that killed one of the chickens so mom beat the dog with the dead chicken and then tied the chicken around his neck with bailing twine. She left it on the dog for 2 weeks and then guess who got to go cut it off of the dog.

Well after that the dog wouldn't even look at a chicken. When we fed him we had to watch because if the chickens ( they ran loose during the day ) came around and started eating his food he would go in his house and let them eat.

One Saturday my friend came over and wanted me to go running around with him. I had just fed the dogs and told him we had to wait. Well I had ran the chickens off several times and was mad that I had to do it. I decide to get my old BB gun out and shoot a certain rooster ( my moms favorite ) in his back side.

For those who don't know , when a chicken is bent over eating and then raises up , their head is now where their butt used to be. So here was moms favorite rooster , facing straight away from me , eating the dogs food and I pull the trigger. There was just one problem.

Just as I pulled the trigger , the rooster raised his head . Yep I now had a rooster flopping all over the place doing the death dance. :eek::eek: I put the BB gun up and told my friend I would be back in a while. I carried that rooster down 4 different fence rows hoping to prevent my mom from finding it. Good thing I did because she went looking for it. I was a freshman in highschool when that happened and I was in my late 30's before I told her what had happened and she still wanted to kill me. LOL
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