BreakingWind
Master Class
Not a fan of the flamingo. Only experience with them was when my parents had bought a place in a retirement community in FL. Went to visit my Mom who was in the hospital and arrived early in the morning. As is walked from the car to the screen porch about 5 of them came around the corner behind me and unprovoked, one grabbed me right where my leg and butt meet. WTF, son-of-a-.... When I saw my father later that day, he told me "watch out for the flamingos, they're mean". Yuh, I found that out already. Grew up in upstate NY, they are as bad as Canadian Geese only taller.