Hi,
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Murry.
Murry who?
Murry Christmas err'body!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive, the other reindeer!
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Where does Frosty keep his savings account?
In the snow bank.
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Why was Frosty staring at the carrots in the produce isle?
He wanted to pick his nose.
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Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of
the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to
Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and
sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God,
yes it is bad on Earth, 60% is bad and 40% is good.
Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send
down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called
another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel
returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline,
75% was bad and 25% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to email the 25% that were
good and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to
help them keep going.
Do you know what that email said?
Ah, so you didn't get one either?
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Holiday Blessings to all. Love, hope, peace, and joy!
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
