Picking Up Chicks! 😜

[BobM]

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10mm‘s alto ego............

EEEK!

 

[BobM]

The last time she asked me what I was laughing about and she saw chickens on my screen, I said it was the gun forum. She wasn't buying it. If I am not careful, she might be making an appointment for me to check my sanity. So here I am, a grown man, hiding my screen full of chickens from her. It just doesn't feel right.

Thinking you're running late for that appointment. But, also thinking it may be too late?

 

[BobM]

There is nothing better then a large jalapeño pepper stuffed with chicken and cheese wrapped with bacon.

Be careful chewing. Thinking that crunchy part was 357 or 44 calories.

 

[Annihilator]

You can now get tiny T-Rex arms for your chickens



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[BobM]

BET7 trying to sneak out the back door.........
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Ouch! The old pecker peeking out of the can trick!

 

[BobM]

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And they WERE tasty!

 

[BobM]

This pic reminds me of. This is your brain, this is your brain when you are on this forum.

That could very well be!

 

[BobM]

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Let the games begin.....chicken coop boy.......

Looked like rehearsing Swanee River song at 1st. Sword just adds emphasis to high notes?

 

[BobM]

My mother had a beautiful rooster like this once . That is till it caught a stray BB to the back of it's head . That silly rooster disappeared right after that happened with the BB and never came back.

It seemed like I walked a couple miles down the fence rows to get rid of the evidence.

Sounded like rooster got taken out by rooster secret agent 007 to me? Honest mom!

 

[BobM]

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Annihilator reading while 10mm & BET7 listening.......Annihilator saying add one teaspoon of salt.....3 eggs......breadcrumbs....then mix and cover your breasts then bake for 1 hour at 400 degrees.....
what does this mean guys......its not what I thinking it is...is it?.......10mm....sounds like it.......BET7....maybe we should run and hide in the back of the coop.......

Naw, not a chance, it's just a concoction for firming up chests. Like external silicone injections!

 

[BobM]

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Crazy? Practice always makes perfect?
Am still practicing, have CPL (Chicken Plucking License.), no Completely Certifiable Crazy license (CCCL) - yet.
But, still working hard to get one!

 

[BobM]

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BET7 & 10mm are back.........BET7 saying ......what happened......last thing I remember is a bright light.....dark grey box......and something cooking......10mm saying....yea......weird.....but it’s good to see the coop again......

Reinchickenation!

 

[BobM]

I strongly believe that 10mm work to get an X-ray of the chicken known as the Annihilator, I feel he will find that although he looks like a normal chicken under those feathers is a terminator exoskeleton who’s mission is to take over 10mm’s coop and have all the hens to himself. It’s becoming a scary forum, opps I mean world, scary world.

Guessing his middle name's Arnold?
Normal anything may be rare around here? Possibly well done?

 

[BobM]

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Annihilator’s resistance to the coup coop war........

Someone on here is very good at graphic design!

 

[BobM]

Ok, papa....were you a “crack” shot.......

Mr. Ben Dover was here too?

 

[BobM]

Ninja goose known as the Anaconda. View attachment 7812

Looks like another Florida mascot?

 

[jmcd]

Thinking you're running late for that appointment. But, also thinking it may be too late?

You don't know my wife. I was there on time.

 

[Annihilator]

 

[KillerFord1977]

Anni.. stopping by the coop ..

 

[10mmLife]

@BobM trying to blend in with the non-alien chickens.......... nothing to see here just another normal 20 legged earth chicken.....