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Picking Up Chicks! 😜

I'd like to speak with that pesky Colonel what's his name for a minute?

Tyrant Chicken King by Monster-Man-08 | Prehistoric ...
 
OK, OK, up till now I've stayed out of this 'Chicken-chit' thread and even claimed some of you were really, really sick people. Uh huh, you know who you are. Well, I'm still not gonna get all tangled up in this thing but I will try to alleviate some of your indiscretions that you may or may not involve your chickens in. (We've all heard of 'chicken-fluckers' for sure).

At any rate, if you want to get them a new, really super nice chicken coop.... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/492369...0_1619753389_846d6a72125ffd748c36a07e410279f7

If you just want to dress her up a little .... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/735419...0_1619753770_7e9338a48fdfb543c3973ba4bc2358d8

If you want to take her out for a little walk to show her off after you've got her all dressed up .... go here:

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining
www.amazon.com

And when y'all are all done with doin' whatever it is y'all do with those chickens, you can just play a silly 'chicken-chit' game .... go here:

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors
www.amazon.com
 
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jumpinjoe said:
OK, OK, up till now I've stayed out of this 'Chicken-chit' thread and even claimed some of you were really, really sick people. Uh huh, you know who you are. Well, I'm still not gonna get all tangled up in this thing but I will try to alleviate some of your indiscretions that you may or may not involve your chickens in. (We've all heard of 'chicken-fluckers' for sure).

At any rate, if you want to get them a new, really super nice chicken coop.... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/492369...0_1619753389_846d6a72125ffd748c36a07e410279f7

If you just want to dress her up a little .... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/735419...0_1619753770_7e9338a48fdfb543c3973ba4bc2358d8

If you want to take her out for a little walk to show her off after you've got her all dressed up .... go here:

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining
www.amazon.com

And when y'all are all done with doin' whatever it is y'all do with those chickens, you can just play a silly 'chicken-chit' game .... go here:

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors
www.amazon.com
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I don't know Joe, sounds sorta iffy?
If some of those abode plans come in metric, maybe sunk w/o metric hammers and screwdrivers? :)
And, doesn't mention if plans come in "Chickenese" scratching or not. Figure if it's their coop, they can build it too!

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jumpinjoe said:
OK, OK, up till now I've stayed out of this 'Chicken-chit' thread and even claimed some of you were really, really sick people. Uh huh, you know who you are. Well, I'm still not gonna get all tangled up in this thing but I will try to alleviate some of your indiscretions that you may or may not involve your chickens in. (We've all heard of 'chicken-fluckers' for sure).

At any rate, if you want to get them a new, really super nice chicken coop.... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/492369...0_1619753389_846d6a72125ffd748c36a07e410279f7

If you just want to dress her up a little .... go here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/735419...0_1619753770_7e9338a48fdfb543c3973ba4bc2358d8

If you want to take her out for a little walk to show her off after you've got her all dressed up .... go here:

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining

Amazon.com : Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Small, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 2.2 Pound, Pink : Kitchen & Dining
www.amazon.com

And when y'all are all done with doin' whatever it is y'all do with those chickens, you can just play a silly 'chicken-chit' game .... go here:

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors

Amazon.com: Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game: Sports & Outdoors
www.amazon.com
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I knew you would come around to the dark side….er …..chicken side….😬😬😬😬
 
KillerFord1977 said:
Ok, crazy story:

where I work is on the edge of where the city limits meet the rural landscape leaving town. There is a 10+ acre house and property next to our warehouse.

Quite a few times during the week at some point coming and going from the building I see a Rooster like the one Anni always posts just walking in the grass on the edge of the companies driveway and the main road . Must be from the house next door.

i laugh my a$$ off every time. My coworkers that are in the car just give me a weird look. I just say “long story”. .....
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And here he is ....

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