Fanny pack and 12 gauge shooting / hunting game birds is my only way to go.This is mostly true. Until it isn't. Not all criminals are dumbasses. Nevertheless, I mostly agree with you, though I would have stopped short of the masculinity insult regarding fanny packs. At least for civility sake. I would never wear one around, but I do occasionally carry one with me in a car as a mini GHB. And I usually have one filled with 12 gauge shells on me at the range if I'm shooting shotguns.
Welcome to the forum by the way.
Everything has it’s purpose and where it works.
Hiking is another great use.
My family laughs at my REI fanny pack until I pull stuff out of it they need on the trail 2 miles from the car