Sovereign citizens humor

[Sld1959]

Apologies to any who believes this in advance lol.

My wife loves real police shows, of all types serial killer, murder mystery, and a new fav is On Patrol Live, which I enjoy too.

One of the funniest Abbott and Costello routines is when they pull over one of the internet law experts, sovereign citizens. As soon as they say, I am not a person or citizen I am a traveler I always sing "of both time and space. To be where I have been... " (some will get it some won't) pat practically pees her pants laughing. Best is if I catch her drinking lol.

Same thing happens when she is watching Court Cam.

 

[belladonna]

Apologies to any who believes this in advance lol.

My wife loves real police shows, of all types serial killer, murder mystery, and a new fav is On Patrol Live, which I enjoy too.

One of the funniest Abbott and Costello routines is when they pull over one of the internet law experts, sovereign citizens. As soon as they say, I am not a person or citizen I am a traveler I always sing "of both time and space. To be where I have been... " (some will get it some won't) pat practically pees her pants laughing. Best is if I catch her drinking lol.

Same thing happens when she is watching Court Cam.

I love those shows too. I love the lines that come out…” these aren’t my pants” “it’s not my car” “borrowed it from my girlfriend”.

 

[trader]

or the one we all hear all the time, which is found everywhere not just on police shows - "It's not my fault"

 

[Sld1959]

I love those shows too. I love the lines that come out…” these aren’t my pants” “it’s not my car” “borrowed it from my girlfriend”.

Pat always laughs when the girl says it's not my purse, she says except for things like a wedding no woman let's another have her purse to use to day run to the store or corner dealer.

 

[ECS686]

Sovereign Citizens are out there!

 

[Lo-Profile]

YouTube is full of those encounters .... Never seen one end well for the claimant

 

[Bassbob]

I love Led Zeppelin.

 

[FNFAN]

or the one we all hear all the time, which is found everywhere not just on police shows - "It's not my fault"

Nowadays the great line is "Mam, you're under arrest." "NO I'M NOT!" I had quite a few contacts with Sovereigns over the years. Always a good time!

 

[Sld1959]

I love Led Zeppelin.

I knew for a fact you would get it lol.

 

[Keystone19250]

The people who claim sovereign citizenship are pathetic, the bottom line is they refuse to accept responsibility for their actions and believe they are entitled.
Never ends well.

 

[HayesGreener]

Mental illness strikes often in Sovereign Citizen Land. The times I encountered them and their ilk on the street I always knew it was going to end with them taking the ride. The really satisfying ones were the ones who refused to produce a DL because they weren't doing nuffin.

 

[Shibadog]

Reinforces the “you can’t fix stupid” concept. When encountering a member of Law Enforcement a smart puppy is polite and courteous. A smart-aa will Always wind up worse off….

 

[HayesGreener]

Reinforces the “you can’t fix stupid” concept. When encountering a member of Law Enforcement a smart puppy is polite and courteous. A smart-aa will Always wind up worse off….

In my early days on the street it was common practice for officers to draw a happy face or a sad face on the judge's copy of the ticket depending on the driver's demeanor. Before cameras I used a microcassette recorder. It is amazing the nasty things people say.

 

[Tinyman]

My favorite line from a perp is, "do you know who I am"?

 

[Shibadog]

My favorite line from a perp is, "do you know who I am"?

Implying “I’m “Somebody”. What utter buffoons.

 

[HayesGreener]

My favorite line from a perp is, "do you know who I am"?

Or, "I pay your salary", me thinking, "So you're the cheap so and so".

 

[Bassbob]

Or, "I pay your salary", me thinking, "So you're the cheap so and so".

Reminds me of a line I use when people ask me if working on gas mains is dangerous. I say " Yeah, I almost starved to death 4 times last year."